Your face is a jimmy john
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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