You surviving the open bar?
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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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