she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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