Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The adults are the big ones right?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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