3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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