Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
where are my eyebrows?
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