it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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