Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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