I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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