Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
