smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
