You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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