Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Randomize
