Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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