It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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