So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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