...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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