sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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