i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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