? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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