She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just googled if crying burns calories
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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