Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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