normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
That accounts for only three of the penises
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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