He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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