with your own penis?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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