who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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