Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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