that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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