Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
