Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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