so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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