just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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