we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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