awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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