Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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