Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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