we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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