I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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