we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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