If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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