I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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