Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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