i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
COCAINE IS GR8
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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