Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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