I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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