if i died would you start the facebook group?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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