# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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