she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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