Can Purell be used as lube?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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