so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
50% drunk capacity currently
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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