I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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