he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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