I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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