They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She's the barista slut.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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